> >> My Next Life....
> >>>
> >>> I want to live my next life backwards.
> >>>
> >>> You start out dead and get that out of the way.
> >>>
> >>> Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
> >>>
> >>> You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
> >> then,
> >>> when you start work, you g et a gold watch on your first day.
> >>>
> >>> You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
> >>>
> >>> You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you
> >>> get
> >>> ready for High School.
> >>>
> >>> You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
> >>> responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
> >>>
> >>> You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
> >> spa-like
> >>> conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
> >> every
> >>> day, and then... you finish off as an orgasm.
> >>>
> >>> I rest my case.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
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