People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing." So, here it is...
You're a lady and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing...
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's
fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising...
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call him and say, "Hi, I'm fa ntastic
in bed."
That's Telemarketing...
You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his
tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By
the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations....
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition...
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep...
Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
That's Tech Support...
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated near the center of the block and shout at the top
of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail...
You are at a party when a distinguished grey haired man walks up to you
and gropes your breast and grabs your ass....
That's Bill Clinton...
You actually liked it, but twenty years later, your attorney decides you
were offended, and he files a lawsuit on your behalf....
That's America .!!!!!
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