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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. |
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but you can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. |
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TIRES: Tires are male because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. |
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object because to get them to go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt |
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SPONGES: These are female because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. |
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TRAINS: Definitely male because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. |
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. |
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HAMMERS: Male because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. |
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. |