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FREEZER BAGS: They are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but you can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object because to get them to go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt
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SPONGES: These are female because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES: Female because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
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TRAINS: Definitely male because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
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