A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she's going

> home for Rosh Hashanah.

>  

> The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is this the holiday when

 you

> light the candles?"

> "No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Hannukah."

>  

> The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that when you eat

> unleavened bread?"

> "No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Passover."

>                                                

> "Rosh Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the shofar."  The Catholic

> girl replies, "That's what I like about you Jewish people, you're 

> always so good to your help."