Did You
Know...
If
you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound
energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly
seems worth it.)
If
you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now
that's more like it!)
The
human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt
blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A
pig's orgasm lasts 30
minutes.
(In
my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm
still not over the pig.)
Banging
your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do
not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
off.
("Honey,
I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump
350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football
field.
(30
minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The
catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What
could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over
50 times a day.
(I
still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)
Butterflies
taste with their feet.
(Something
I always wanted to know.)
The
strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (No
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Right-handed
people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people. (If
you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
Elephants
are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK,
so that would be a good
thing....................)
A
cat's urine glows under a black
light.
(I
wonder who was paid to figure that
out?)
An
ostrich's eye is bigger than its
brain.
(I know some
people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I
know some people like that
too.)
Polar
bears are left-handed.
(If
they switch, they'll live a lot
longer.)
Humans
and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What
about that pig??)
Now
that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even
a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone