Sharon Brilant
Site Supervisor
Grenville Management
IBM-8200 Warden Avenue
Phone#905-413-2661
Fax#905-413-4685
Pager#416-246-4251
E-mail sbrilant@ca.ibm.com
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>SAD NEWS

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the
following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a
yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the
belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including
Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high
with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose
quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was
still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived
by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about
20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, pass it on to
someone who kneads it